A prestigious honor for anyone truly draggin’ a wagon. This upgraded edition features a generously enhanced backside designed to securely hold cash or gift cards right in the crack (engineering marvel, honestly).
Perfect for:
White Elephant gift exchanges
Gag gifts that actually slap
Stocking stuffers with extra cheek
Rewarding someone who deserves recognition for their… assets
Elegant. Functional. Cheeked up. Because greatness deserves a dump truck.
